** Note: As astute readers may have noted this post and those that follow are from last week. Internet access remains nonexistent at Green House A, and I'm still stealing wifi when I'm at the Board of Education, which is now rarely. Bear with me as I struggle to upload my posts according to some semblance of a schedule!**
Another gap of several days off the Internet, and I return with tales to tell. Events transpire slowly in Japanese organizations1 but momentum is building for sure. Beginning Monday, I've been assigned to spend a week of live training observing Kenny in action, one of the final steps before being let into the classroom myself. Marking the end of my period of introductions at the Board of Education, meanwhile, I was dispatched on Thursday to the Prefectural Public Employee Training Complex2 for yet another bout of overnight orientation.3
Another gap of several days off the Internet, and I return with tales to tell. Events transpire slowly in Japanese organizations1 but momentum is building for sure. Beginning Monday, I've been assigned to spend a week of live training observing Kenny in action, one of the final steps before being let into the classroom myself. Marking the end of my period of introductions at the Board of Education, meanwhile, I was dispatched on Thursday to the Prefectural Public Employee Training Complex2 for yet another bout of overnight orientation.3
Friday, too, proved to be a critical
milestone for my induction into the local school system as Stephanie
and I were feted at a school board enkai, or
drinking party, where, after being made to give an impromptu speech
of thanks for my appointment and hope for the year ahead4
we were plied with experts-only seafood5
and heroic quantities of alcohol.6
Saturday
took me out in search of more summer fireworks-- this time 2 hours
down local lines to the Ōmagari Fireworks Festival, pitched as
Japan's largest fireworks show, and a forum for the nation's finest
makers of fireworks to show off their newest creations in front of a
live audience of 100,000. That Ōmagari's non-festival population is
less than 25,000 should give you some idea of the scale of the
undertaking, which began7
late in the sweltering afternoon8
with “daylight fireworks” (huge mortars that deployed sparklers
and multi-colored smoke bombs floating on parachutes) and carried on
late into the night with the usual earth-shaking, color-shifting
pyrotechnics and eccentric musical accompaniment9.
A fantastic show-- even considering that a mixup in the return plans
I'd made with Kenny combined with the snarled shuttle trains out of
Ōmagari that night to get me back into Akita Station at midnight,
alone and much too late to make the night's final train back to Oga.
As it transpired, I was forced instead to spend 20 bucks on a
sleepless night in Comic Buster, Akita Station's combined manga
reading room and internet cafe.
Internet, Internet everywhere, and not a wink to sleep... |
And if you get bored of the Internet there's plenty of rules to read, I guess, and... what's this? |
It
took many an Oronamin C Sunday morning before I had genki hatsuratsu'ed
my brain into a fit state to complete the final planned event for the
weekend-- an excursion to finalize the purchase of a car, the last of
the Necessities of Oga Life. The Board of Education seems to have
exerted itself in providing car-hunting assistance on my behalf--
rather than merely telling me to go shopping on my own, the BoE
called around before my arrival to used car lots in the area and
found a vehicle and a dealer that struck them as good.
Prices
(even on cars-- I was warned not to insult the dealership by
shamelessly haggling)
are fixed in Japan, and I can't find any actual Edmunds-style used
car valuation websites, but the research I was able to do using
stolen Geology Museum wi-fi suggests that the BoE and the dealership
both did quite right by me.
In
the end, the car I was shown, (and provided a slim dossier on) was a
reasonably priced and nearly rust-free silver 2005 Toyota Corolla
with low mileage, fake burlwood accents, a built-in toll-fare paying
credit-card reader, and a unique feature that, (like excess locks on
an apartment's front door), was surely meant to reassure but somehow
made me more anxious-- four-wheel
drive.10
Having already seen the narrow, steep roads that I'd be taking (rain
or shine or snow11)
to reach several of my schools, the fact that a market exists in this
region for small passenger sedans with 4wd12
only reinforced my building Winter Driving Dread.
Ostensibly
because the vehicle had no number plate, I was not actually permitted
to test drive the car beyond a quick trip around the parking lot--
but I was allowed to have the car put on a lift, and personally
inspect its underbody for rust and damage. There being no apparent
problems with either my quick parking lot jaunt, or the car's
underside, I decided to buy the Corolla-- only to be reminded, yet
again, of how far I was from home when the actual contract-signing
process was delayed for 3 ½ hours by much hemming and hawing about
the appropriate rendition and ordering of my middle name!13
On the one hand, the wait was made less interminable by the
continuous attention of what seemed to be a dealership employee whose
sole job it was to serve potential car buyers an endless supply of
mocha-flavored chocolate milk, tea and cookies.14
On the other hand, my word as a foreigner being considered inadequate to
purchase used vehicles, the process was further lengthened by more
forms that Ms. Furuyama was also required to countersign for me as a
guarantor (two cheers for xenophobia!) Cash and carry this was not--
in the end, in fact, I was told that I'd next see my new vehicle in 3
weeks15,
when the car's new number plate (and my official certificate from the
police that I possessed a parking spot) was complete.
But in the end, all went well, and I went to bed early on Sunday,
exhausted and newly in hock to Toyota Financing of Akita but, at long
last, just about to get my first chance to stand at the head of a
Japanese classroom.
1The
general Japanese tendency towards recondite bureaucracy is, of
course legendary, and my JET assignment is poised to push me further
into the nebulous Sargasso of official paperwork than ever before.
In particular, I've over the past week become deeply becalmed on the
route to a home Internet connection by a foul-up between the
national phone company, NTT, and my ISP here in Oga-- or so I am
informed by the agent of Yahoo Broadband who summoned me, fresh from
the bathtub, late on Thursday to ask me to confirm my personal
information with NTT before my application could proceed. (The
catch: It is impossible to complete this process outside of
restricted banking hours, or from any phone other than my home!).
There is a plus side: This being Japan, the bad news was delivered
using only the finest-pitched respect language, and in a sugary,
ingenuous tone of voice that is otherwise the preserve of robot cats. If it will take 4 weeks
of irritating paperwork to get Internet, at least I'll get to
imagine my customer service representatives' fluffy ears twitching
obsequiously all the while. Hang in there with me, readers.
2A
sprawling complex of late International Style cement, incorporating
a 4-story dormitory (nearly unoccupied except for our group of JETs)
with its own public bath, cafeteria and conference center, a
satellite campus of Akita Prefectural University, a high school for
the disabled, and an outpost of the prefectural education
department.
3At
which Kenny made an excellent presentation on teaching techniques
for middle-schoolers, and we were warned again about Japan's harsh
drink-driving regime (bringing the minimum number of times we've
been warned to at least 20. as well as a multi-drug resistant strain
of chlamydia recently detected in circulation. Oh, great.
4It
was taken for granted that I would perform in Japanese, which I took
to be an honor. I took my audience's frowns of concentration as a
reminder that my own command of keigo remains
stumbling at best.
5For
your reference, with select examples from the meal:
Green Circle: Kappa-zushi, maguro, saba, and engawa sashimi, half a roasted fillet of a crumbly, rich-tasting fish (mackerel?), pickled ginger and burdock root.
Blue Square: Raw octopus tentacles in creamy spring onion/wild ginger dressing
Black Diamond: Raw whole shrimp
Double Black Diamond: Crab innards with miso.
I've also been told to look forward to being fed whole gravid hatahata, one of Oga's famed local fish (my dictionary gives only the generic “a type of sandfish” and the scientific name Arctoscopus japonicus) when another drinking party welcomes the end of the fall term at Christmas. If I heard right, though, hatahata (and their eggsacs) are considered way better fermented. For (not) the first time I'm hoping I made a mistake in translation...
Green Circle: Kappa-zushi, maguro, saba, and engawa sashimi, half a roasted fillet of a crumbly, rich-tasting fish (mackerel?), pickled ginger and burdock root.
Blue Square: Raw octopus tentacles in creamy spring onion/wild ginger dressing
Black Diamond: Raw whole shrimp
Double Black Diamond: Crab innards with miso.
I've also been told to look forward to being fed whole gravid hatahata, one of Oga's famed local fish (my dictionary gives only the generic “a type of sandfish” and the scientific name Arctoscopus japonicus) when another drinking party welcomes the end of the fall term at Christmas. If I heard right, though, hatahata (and their eggsacs) are considered way better fermented. For (not) the first time I'm hoping I made a mistake in translation...
6A
proud tradition of the enkai, designed to permit the kind of
barrier-free chat and reciprocal glass-filling between superiors and
subordinates encapsulated in the charming Japanese-English word
nomiyuunikeishon (“Drinking-communication”)--
as well as, in this instance, to facilitate a less-than-covert test
of my manhood on the part of my supervisors. I seem fortunately to
have been judged worthy without being forced to the extreme lengths
of drunkenness reported by some former JETs (numerous stories
circulate about unspecified friends of friends who woke up in the
office tea-lady's bed after their welcome
enkai), though nearby
objects did begin to leap out most inconveniently at me when I moved
around the room. Always remember to drink responsibly, folks!
7But
not before what sounded like a small crowd of Buddhist and Shinto
clerics was brought in to bless the fireworks while the volunteer
fire brigade was busy wetting down the grass around the launch
point. I say “sounded” because for some unknowable reason the
actual ceremony was carried out well out of sight of the audience,
behind the protective berm, and so far out of earshot that I was
only just able to recognize two well-known Shinto invocations and a
mid-length version of the Prajñāpāramitā Sūtra
being chanted.
8The
temperature was helpfully announced over the PA every fifteen
minutes or so-- which is how I can tell you that it peaked shortly
after 2:30 PM at 33 degrees with 76.1% humidity.
9Mid-50s
swing music freely intermixed with Japanese festival
fife-and-drummery and dubstep remixes of well-known Disney
theme songs, the latter almost certainly unlicensed.
10They
threw in snow tires in the deal as well. I appreciate the gesture.
11Snow
days being almost unknown in Japan as most students live quite near
their schools and hence only the teachers (who are expected to
sacrifice for everyone's behalf) must risk their lives while
driving in to work.
12And
not just Corollas either. When I looked in the Board of Education's
parking lot, not a single car in the place was 2wd, all the way down
to the compacts. One of the office staff, a wee slip of a thing,
actually drives a lifted Toyota Land Cruiser that could comfortably
seat 8, and would probably make it across the wind-sculpted
carbon-dioxide snowdrifts of polar Mars. How bad is the
winter in Oga, really?
13Japanese
names do not have this “exotic” feature and consequently their
bills of sale, loan papers, and other triplicate-filed forms do not
either. Along the way to actually getting the papers signed and
filed (and not just spindled and destroyed as “mistaken” like
the first 4 copies), I was also made to explain the concept of the
British double-barreled name, and “Junior”. So this is what they
were talking about when we were exhorted to be cultural ambassadors
at that Embassy party...
14I
exaggerate slightly. The same woman was later on hand to offer me my
signing bonus for the financing: a Corolla-branded file folder, a
matchbox model of my new car, and, of all things, an insulated
Doraemon lunchbox.
15In
the meantime, I'm working on names for her. Kanji puns, of course,
are foremost in my mind.
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